17 April 2007

I *knew* cel phones were evil

And now we have evidence that they're behind the disappearance of the bees. (Incidentley, I've linked to the truthout version because the Independent page is freaking out)

Y'know, this bee things is really, really weird and nobody seems to be paying attention, as is typical of environment and ecology stories. But without bees, we've got no apples. No oranges. No pears. No okra. No cucumbers. A dearth of flowers of all kinds. People need to pay attention.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Which do you think is more likely, assuming research backs up this theory:

a. We’ll eliminate cell phones.
b. Most humans will starve, or die in all the wars that will start over food.

That’s really not a hard question, is it? Of course we’ll starve. And then we’ll have fixed global warming. Yippee! Finally a workable solution.